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[10 Nov 2008|09:52pm]

wateringcan
as if stee thats well unfair does phil even still use livejournal i'm so glad i called him gay now omg
I Just Can't Get Enough, I Just Can't Get Enough.

[10 Nov 2008|09:44pm]

wateringcan
The chorus of the baywatch theme tune later Jules and the guys arrive on a little beach on Paradise Place and flop down next to a conveniently placed picnic. They are no longer holding hands and Jules, despite being able to hold hands with at least 3 men only a few minutes ago, appears to be back to having only two arms.

Only time will tell what happened to her other arms, perhaps she is some kind of spiderlike alien or she brought a lot of Burger Kings when they were doing the 'Free Hand' offer.

They open the picnic box which turns out to be full of Barcadi Breezers, poppers and cucumbers. Phil goes red and jumps on top of thebo x saying 'oh', and at least one mystery is solved. As in, Phil is gay. No offence Phil if you're reading this I cant remember if Austrailians are homophobic.

Stee and Wes,w ho in a twist of events, are no longer gay, look at each other and are violently sick into each others hair. The next few hours are spent with Jules cutting off 5 years of hair growth covered in some sick thats been submerged in stomach acid for the last 5 years. As she does this, it comes to light that something really interesting was happening in the background, down by the shore...
I Just Can't Get Enough, I Just Can't Get Enough.

Sorry to plug... [06 Feb 2005|05:27pm]

cwankgurl
Celebrate Valentine's Day the fun way this year! Come join whatudo2havesex!
When I'm With You Baby I Go Out Of My Head| I Just Can't Get Enough, I Just Can't Get Enough.

Excuse Me [14 Jul 2004|06:59am]
rustahm
[ mood | curious ]

Hi there!
This community is referred to as 'interested in "clones" '. I spent some time to find any information about clones in the latest community entries, but failed. So could anybody explain to me in simple words what way the community has something to do with clones? Thank you.

When I'm With You Baby I Go Out Of My Head| I Just Can't Get Enough, I Just Can't Get Enough.

[23 Jan 2004|07:06pm]

rockyourworld
[ mood | bored ]

stee: what does a pear taste like
jules: you dont know what a pear tastes like?
stee: i dont know what a pear tastes like to you
jules: it tastes grainy... like sugar flavoured sand. and juicy. blah.

I Just Can't Get Enough, I Just Can't Get Enough.

Bad ass kitty cat. [20 Dec 2003|06:15pm]

hoplessdanger
Kari
Age: 18
Gender: Female
Height: 5'4
Weight: 150lbs
Hair: Black, shoulder length
Eyes: Brownish red
Race: White, American
Language/s: English
Music: Metal...
Likes: Music, art, writing, singing, drawing, hanging out with my boyfriend.
Hates: Pop, liars, cheaters, girls who think they can steal my man.
Summary in one word: Freakshow
I Just Can't Get Enough, I Just Can't Get Enough.

update mcupdatingson. [12 Dec 2003|07:13pm]

neverneverland_
i have colour coded all the old paradise place epidisode because i have no life. lol. if you want them then it's in WPS which apparently noone else has.

Sucky McSuckington! If you want I will put all the old. eps. on one entry to make them easier to see, colour code and delete the rest? then we can carry on with our soap to end all soaps.

The fact that I am doing this on a Friday night smacks of bad taste. I am going out in a second. To a PARTY. In Alexes car. Cause Alex has a car. Yes.
When I'm With You Baby I Go Out Of My Head| I Just Can't Get Enough, I Just Can't Get Enough.

[09 Dec 2003|05:49pm]

neverneverland_
Luckily Jools had just popped over to ask for her scales back, she opens the door and water gushes out.

"Oh my 'air! It took me ages to straighten it this morning innit!"
I Just Can't Get Enough, I Just Can't Get Enough.

a bit longwinded i'm afraid ;P [07 Dec 2003|01:22pm]

neverneverland_
[ mood | tired ]

Fortunately for the troubled residents of Paradise Place, Phil, like most Australian’s is a friendly spork salesman , which is just what the town needs.
Phil has seen a kafuffle going on in the town square and just approached Wes, Jules, Leon, Davis and Stee.
W, J, D, L & S: Alriiight? Innit.
Phil opens his brief case and takes out a small box.
Phil: Mate, mate, mate and matette, in this here box I have a great and good thing. It’s fabulous. Think of the two greatest things in the world - yes you may well be thinking "mullet? “children’s television entertainer?" and you would of course be wrong. Pat Sharpe couldn‘t make it.
Wes: top o’ the morning tey yee, what is it? A spoon? A fork?
Phil: Too right mate! Have you guessed what it is yet? What could be better than something that incorporates both of these? Nothing! It has the best part of the fork, and the best part of a spoon.
Phil shows them the spork
Davis: My dear fellow, I bid you farewell, for I know that you could not eat caviar yoghurt from that contraption without it spilling through the prongs.
Davis, stage exit left.
*the gang hear a loud sound in the distance, boom, boom, boom*
Jules: Uh oh…
Wes: it’s
Emma: EEEEEEAR ANIEE OV YOUZ FELAZ WANAH SHGAG MEEEEEEE????????? IM WEL ‘ARD AINT EYE. SEEDEES AND CETCHUP!
*conviently, what with the arrival of a real life Australian, the gang have all forgotten that Emma was standing next to them a second ago*
Phil: tie the kangerhugewoman down, sport! Back in the old country we don’t have hogs like that around.
Phil: Luckily for us, not only is this spork a fork, and a spoon [and possibly even a knife] it’s also a powerful and dangerous utensil!
*Phil stabs Emma in the throat with the spork, black liquid sprays over the gang*
Emma: Ohhh -- you cursed brat! Look what you've done! I'm melting! Melting! Oh -- what a world -- what a world! Who would have thought a good little boy like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness!? Ohhh! Look out! Look out! I'm going. Ohhhh! Ohhhhhh....
Phil, Jules, Wes, Stee, Leon, The Hamlins and Jom party all night. Even Davis returns from the Opera house, and Dizzee Rascal turns up after the Justin Timberlake gig and plays FIX UP LOOK SHARP. But not so far away the audience hear a voice cries.
“'il get yu my pretyz, und yor littl dawg, 2!”

I Just Can't Get Enough, I Just Can't Get Enough.

[29 Nov 2003|09:26pm]

the_hamlins
A large walrus approaches George Michael and beats him to death with a Bible.

God loves everyone but homosexuals!
I Just Can't Get Enough, I Just Can't Get Enough.

we could have been so good together, we could have lived this dance forever [28 Nov 2003|03:25pm]

neverneverland_
[ mood | happy ]

*jools as the token straight person/ female in the soap assasinates cultute club. the local camp boy band. for no apparent reason*

I Just Can't Get Enough, I Just Can't Get Enough.

[20 Nov 2003|10:14pm]

neverneverland_
*local middle aged residents, Lesley and Mavis are introduced. They are played by actors that are actually younger than the ones who play the teenagers. Because that's what happens on telly*

It is night time, Mavis goes downstairs for a drink of water after a particually racy dream about the Irish one from Coronation Street.

Mavis: Mmm, nice young fellow. Probably a queer. I wonder *stares* Lesley, what goes with this, the malarky?
Lesley is sitting on the new leather sofa, wearing Mavis' suspenders and zebra print skirt. He is shagging a frozen chicken
Lesley: I was rehearsing for a play!
Mavis: Leaving it out to thaw, was I, to thaw, what to give Stee and Jules when they come over to dinner tomorrow night? They are but young'ns, they must learn not of your philandering.
I Just Can't Get Enough, I Just Can't Get Enough.

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